<Marie>
hey
<May>
hi
<Marie>
whats goin oooon
<May>
nothing. with you?
<Marie>
DID U HEAR THAT WE'RE MOVING IN WITH TOOOOONY STAAAARK
<May>
yep
<Marie>
and he likes steve
<May>
please don't force your fantasies upon them
<Marie>
fine
oh and i decided that if they ever made a movie about us bad ass shield agents you would be played by lucy liu
<May>
yes because thats going to happen
we are top secret if they made a movie it would ruin our cover
<Marie>
bUT I WANNA BE PLAYED BY ANGELINA JOLIEEEEEE
<May>
really
you think you look like angelina jolie
<Marie>
UWAAAAH YOURE SO MEAAAAAN MAY-SAN
<May>
my name is melinda and DO NOT TRY AFFIXING JAPANESE WORDS TO MY NAME BECAUSE I AM ASIAN WE HAVE SPOKEN ABOUT THIS
<Marie>
you said no chinese words
<May>
i will drive a plane into your face
<Marie>
rude
that was ruuuuuudeeee
<May>
hush
<Marie>
why
<May>
im getting tired of you
good afternoon
<Marie>
gah
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
