Avengers Texts

Clint To Tony

<Hawk Bro>

yo quick question is bucky down there no reason except we migh have maybe lost him a little bit

<Iron Fox>

YOU LOST THE WINTER SOLDIER
ARE YOU FUKCING

<Hawk Bro>

so thats a no then

<Iron Fox>

HOW DID U LOSE HIM

<Hawk Bro>

I DONT KNOW MAN HE RAN OFF WITH LOKI

<Hawk Bro>

OH GOD

<Hawk Bro>

I FUCKED UP

<Iron Fox>

YOU FUCKED UP HARD MAN

<Hawk Bro>

maybe theyre lovers and nothing bad is happening

<Iron Fox>

yeah and maybe i shit rainbows & kit kat bars
GET UR SHIT TOGETHER CLINT

<Hawk Bro>

wait

<Hawk Bro>

nevermind i found him haha

<Hawk Bro>

he was under the table

<Iron Fox>

i hate you and everything about you

<Hawk Bro>

i know

<Iron Fox>

tell natasha to smack you for me

<Hawk Bro>

i am not doing that

<Iron Fox>

hey that reminds me, can you send bruce down here?
and bucky too actually i'll probably need him

<Hawk Bro>

ye why

<Iron Fox>

need them to transport maria. got some science shit for bruce, got some tests to do on bucky, etc.

<Hawk Bro>

k cool

<Hawk Bro>

ps is there jello in the fridge

<Iron Fox>

ask jarvis
thats literally what i built him for
you just ask him
and he will tell you

<Iron Fox>

like siri but not completely fucking useless

<Iron Fox>

and i told you you can text him hes programmed into ur phone
and into all shield tech

<Iron Fox>

i told fury it was so he could assist them but really its so i can spy on them

<Hawk Bro>

bruh

<Iron Fox>

ikr

<Hawk Bro>

thats why they call u the iron fox

<Iron Fox>

nobody calls me that

<Hawk Bro>

i do

<Iron Fox>

then ur iron shark

<Hawk Bro>

AW HELL YEAH MAN IM A FUCKING SHARK AKSKKDNEK YEAH SUCK IT

<Iron Fox>

will u just send the nerds down already

<Hawk Bro>

okay fine but we were having a moment

<Iron Fox>

oh hush