Avengers Texts

Steve to Tony

<Dirty Slut>

hey can you talk to bucky

<Daddy>

why. also I'm on your lap why are we texting.

<Dirty Slut>

because, I can't tell you why. but he's having some issues.

<Daddy>

oooookay, so what am I talking to him about

<Dirty Slut>

oh, you know, uh. you love him, the tower loves him, he should feel safe to be himself, Sam is totally into him no matter what

<Daddy>

that sounds like a you conversation, not a me conversation

<Dirty Slut>

yes well he doesn't wanna hear it from me and now I'm being ignored but he needs to just come out and say it

<Daddy>

say what is he keeping secrets

<Dirty Slut>

I can't tell you

<Daddy>

can you hint

<Dirty Slut>

no

<Daddy>

do I know it already

<Dirty Slut>

no, only Natasha and I know. and Fury, technically.

<Daddy>

technically?

<Dirty Slut>

I mean it's in his Fury-exclusive records but I don't think Fury ever read or noticed it

<Daddy>

can I hack into it

<Dirty Slut>

no it's the files that literally only he can get to. like on one computer with both his eyes and all his fingers as access keys and three passwords and a blood sample and voice recognition

<Daddy>

okay that's way too much effort for me to go to

<Dirty Slut>

yeah just. be nicer to him? you're not mean but. he has a hard time sometimes be extra nice

<Daddy>

alright. but if you want me to be nice to you, you're gonna have to beg

<Dirty Slut>

oh, no. I definitely don't want you to be nice to me, daddy. I've been very, very bad.

<Daddy>

that's right, you have been bad. you wrecked daddy's whole lab.

<Dirty Slut>

is daddy gonna punish me? daddy gonna tie me up and make me sorry?

<Daddy>

my room. two minutes.

<Dirty Slut>

I am so good at this

<Daddy>

move it. daddy needs his toy.

<Dirty Slut>

yes sir