Avengers Texts

[GROUP MESSAGE: Sam, Clint, Bruce, Steve, Pepper]

<Clint>

sam why did you create a group message

<Sam>

because we're at the diner by the shady chinese place eating breakfast because we couldn't go to ihop because of last time

<Bruce>

i told you guys not to do that

<Clint>

IT WAS THOR'S IDEA AND TONY SAID WE COULD

<Sam>

ANYWAYS we're here and natasha said she was the superior ballerina and bucky was like, uh, yeah right and nOW THEY'RE THREATENING TO HAVE A DANCE OFF IN THIS DINER and it's gonna be lit. rhodey just showed up. tony is a little drunk. thor is getting hit on by all the waitresses.

<Pepper>

you had me at natasha  and diner. i'm so there

<Steve>

if they get us banned from that diner too where are we going to eat

<Sam>

hm idk maybe the restaurant where they serve apologies and you can eat your words

<Bruce>

you can get a side of minding your own business and a hot plate of not telling other people's secrets

<Sam>

good one b-man

<Bruce>

thanks bro

<Clint>

don't you call bucky b-man too? how can there be 2 b-man

<Steve>

you guys are so salty

<Clint>

and you're so needs-to-apologize-to-bucky

<Steve>

true

<Pepper>

what did steve do

<Clint>

he spilled a secret ooh

<Pepper>

oh nat texted me about that a while ago. steve you suck.

<Steve>

so I've been told

<Sam>

update, rhodey and thor are taking selfies and i love rhodey this guy is lit

<Steve>

he really is

<Clint>

why can't he live with usssssss

<Pepper>

because he has his own house where ridiculous superpeople don't have pool noodle fights at 3 am

<Bruce>

yeah i might go live with rhodey

<Clint>

well now i wanna live with rhodey

<Sam>

if you guys get to live with rhodey I wanna live with rhodey

<Steve>

i'm game

[Sam added RHODAYE to the group]