Avengers Texts

Maria To Phil

<Marie>

phil i have just awoken in the arms of bruce banner and he has told me that i have been a miserable twat this evening

<Phil>

yes i know, stark told may

<Marie>

noooooo

<Marie>

y'all are late, tho, where u at? i miss my bb

<Phil>

may says dont call her that

<Marie>

i can call her whatever i want, now where is she

<Phil>

helicopter
we're stopping by a med centre before we get to stark tower

<Marie>

helicopter? no, shes running jetline through scotland for that factory thing. helicopter was thursday in new zealand

<Phil>

yeah... jet got taken out. shes mad as hell about the jet but she's fine

<Marie>

oh my god

<Marie>

med centre? is she hurt oh god

<Phil>

members of the team were slightly injured. may's fine

<Marie>

oh thank god
okay
im gonna pass out bc vodka and candy and chinese and medication is gross

<Phil>

how much medication?

<Phil>

may says stark didnt mention

<Phil>

are you okay?

<Phil>

mariiiie

<Phil>

really you're doing this now
okay
fine