Avengers Texts

Tony to Steve

<Tony>

found peter. coming home

<Steve>

is he okay?

<Tony>

yeah. wade's still upset. peter is trying to calm him down but, yknow, wade is wade

<Steve>

that he is

<Tony>

Loki ok?

<Steve>

still in a coma. not dead tho. bruce is slightly worried, thor is slightly pissed

<Tony>

hmmph. well at least they aren't stuck on the jet with wade apologizing for weird shit every second

<Tony>

he's like. "i'm so sorry i ate your pizza that one time"

<Tony>

"sorry i forget to text back"

<Tony>

he's so melodramatic

<Steve>

oh, whatever. you dont freak out when i leave?

<Tony>

no

<Steve>

mmmmhmmm

<Tony>

who have you been talking to

<Steve>

you get manic depressive when i leave for half an hour

<Steve>

you went on a bender when you thought bruce was ignoring you for a day when he was just asleep

<Tony>

first of all, i am manic depressive, i don't get manic depressive. mental illnesses aren't adjectives. second yes i am emotionally dependent on you guys and maybe i've gone overboard but so what.

<Tony>

i think i like wade now. dont tell him or peter but he's alright

<Tony>

we have lots in common

<Tony>

exhibit A: both evidently do not take separation well

<Steve>

true

<Steve>

i'm gonna have a talk with sam because bucky wont and hes ruining his life and being a baby and, ugh

<Tony>

idk don't overstep

<Steve>

its not overstepping he's literally hurting himself

<Tony>

wait literally as in physically? is he ok? i knew those russian fuckers messed him up

<Steve>

not physically but emotionally and mentally he's just regressing and being unhappy and i can't let him do that we're best friends

<Tony>

i mean if bruce was doing something like that i would intervene too but idk if i would go over his head to someone else without consulting him. unless it was dire

<Steve>

it's dire. tell nat i'm telling sam about bucky. and tell peter i love him

<Tony>

done. see you at home, stud

<Steve>

<3 love you