Avengers Texts

Bucky to Sam

<Ballet Boy>

hello

<Ballet Boy>

it's me

<Ballet Boy>

i was wondering if after all these years you'd like a meme

<Falcon Boy>

i would always like a meme

<Ballet Boy>

well that's too bad bc i don't know how to send pictures

<Ballet Boy>

wait

<Ballet Boy>

<Falcon Boy>

that's beautiful

<Ballet Boy>

thanks i try to keep my meme database full of fresh pepes

<Falcon Boy>

u ok?

<Ballet Boy>

i'm alright

<Ballet Boy>

tony's being nice and letting me in his club

<Falcon Boy>

ooh what club

<Ballet Boy>

well two clubs really

the steve is an ass club

and the trans superhero club

<Falcon Boy>

sounds like some fun clubs. can i join the first one

<Ballet Boy>

yes

<Ballet Boy>

we have t-shirts

<Falcon Boy>

good bc im running low on those

<Ballet Boy>

do your freaking laundry once in a while jeez

<Falcon Boy>

you do your laundry!

<Ballet Boy>

i can't, my arm is a fire hazard so ha

<Falcon Boy>

darn

<Falcon Boy>

i hope clint and bruce are being nice and not arguing

<Ballet Boy>

i'm sure they're being nice

<Falcon Boy>

probably

<Ballet Boy>

nat is down here and so is thor come join us for a lively debate about what the superior breakfast food is

<Falcon Boy>

ooh yes breakfast foods. a topic i can get on board with

<Ballet Boy>

join team waffles

<Falcon Boy>

no no,, eggs

<Ballet Boy>

FUCK EGGS GET ON TEAM WAFFLES. NAT AND THOR ARE TEAM PANCAKE AND TONY IS TEAM "BREAKFAST IS A WASTE OF TIME" I NEED BACKUP

<Falcon Boy>

okay fine but the waffles come with eggs

<Ballet Boy>

deal

<Ballet Boy>

ooh and bacon

<Falcon Boy>

grits and sausage

<Ballet Boy>

hash browns

<Falcon Boy>

im hungry now

<Ballet Boy>

yeah so are we. join us at ihop so we can continue this debate over food

<Falcon Boy>

are we allowed at ihop after last time?

<Ballet Boy>

whoops no we're not. tony knows a diner. if you get down here now we can take the ferrari

<Falcon Boy>

HELL YE AH

<Ballet Boy>

did you just fall down the stairs

<Falcon Boy>

IT DOESNT MATTER GO GET THE CAR MAN GO GO GO

<Ballet Boy>

alright alright jeez