Avengers Texts

Pepper To Tony

<Pep>

ASSHOLE

<Tone>

i need help

<Pep>

what did u do this time

<Tone>

uHM

I STARTED MAKING HEART EYES AT STEVE ROGERS HELLO

<Pep>

oh yeah

tHATS Y I TXTED U HE JUST ASKED ME FOR ADVICE

<Tone>

lies

he doesnt like me

and its so hard bc he just makes me not want to be a piece of shit

<Tone>

hes sitting here next to me and its the episode with the angel maker and its super gross

and he'll bury his face in my shoulder until i tell him its okay

and he says im warm

and when he fell asleep downstairs with me i asked y he came to the lab to sleep and he said it was like me down there and i was safe and i just

im losing it pepper

<Tone>

cos he doesnt like me and even if he did, which im starting to consider a possibility, i wouldnt dare bc i would ruin him and he would hate me

<Pep>

oh my god u r so besotted

<Tone>

please dont make fun of me im going insane and

<Tone>

i mean he is damn fine n i would plow his ass into next week but i just want to hold him and be around him and make him happy

<Tone>

ive gone soft peps

<Tone>

ive gone off the deep end

<Tone>

have me sent to the malibu hospital's insanity ward because they have red jello

<Pep>

ok, u kno wot u 2 r way 2 fucking stubborn im putting a stop to this

<Tone>

what

<Tone>

dont do it whatever it is ur doing