Avengers Texts

Melinda To Natasha

<Melinda>

hey did u guys intentionally not invite marie to ihop or

<Nat>

she was asleep

and tony and steve had a gay moment, but i didnt wanna wake her for it

i didnt think she'd wanna come

<Melinda>

well she would have so dont be a bitch nxt time ok

<Nat>

wow you get angry when someone messes with your little girlfriend huh

<Melinda>

im going to pretend you didn't say that and go back to asking you to be nice to her

<Nat>

i AM nice to her. did she like threaten to kill herself or something cos we forgot to invite her to ihop she could just tag along. an she can fend 4 herself she doesnt need her gf all anger issues

which i know u have

<Melinda>

she didnt threaten to kill herself today you rude asshole, and she cant just tag along bc she acts all loud and happy and whatever but shes scared of people and shes weird thats why shes always on that stupid blog and thats why i made a stupid blog bc if shes upset she'll tell them before she tells me

and im not her girlfriend but you make her wail in the fucking kitchen again and i will take my anger issues and my pilot training and i will drive a boeing f 22 raptor so far up your redheaded ass your anus is going to rupture

<Nat>

OH MY GOD I FUCKING KNEWWWW IT AHAHA YOU DO CARE ABOUT HER

CLINT HAD 10 THAT YOU WERE PLOTTING TO KILL HER

BRUCE HAD THAT YOU WERE FUCKING FOR 20

I WONNN

<Melinda>

you bitch you pissed me off to win a bet

<Nat>

if you answer my questions i'll give you a cut of the pot.

its fifty bucccccks

<Melinda>

seventy-thirty

<Nat>

forty-sixty

<Melinda>

thats generous

<Nat>

forty for you

<Melinda>

ehhhh... deal. ask away

<Nat>

how come she gets to call you may but i cant

<Melinda>

bc she wont not call me may

and its not so bad when she does it

<Nat>

aww

how come ur not girlfriendly

<Melinda>

bc im not very romantic

she says im 'aromantic' but i think she just likes to label me

and shes 'asexual' which makes up for her overly huggy grabby thing