Avengers Texts

Natasha To Tony

<Nat>

girls r comin home

<Iron Idiot>

y they take so long?

<Nat>

u kno marie
gotta almost get killed a few times before she can come home

<Iron Idiot>

truuuuuuuuuu

<Nat>

man i wanna go to dennys

<Iron Idiot>

y the fuk u wanna go to dennys

<Nat>

bc i wanna go to dennys

<Iron Idiot>

nah nah nah
u dont just go to dennys
u end up at dennys
its like a marker of ur despair and how drunk u r
dennys is a truly bleak and sad point

<Nat>

fuck u i like dennys

<Iron Idiot>

but like
no

<Nat>

but like
yes

<Iron Idiot>

OooOOH UNRELATED TOPIC I JUST REMEMBERED
WE SHOULD ALL GO STAY AT MY BEACH HOUSEEEEEE
MALIBU BABY

<Nat>

why

<Iron Idiot>

what u dont wanna go

<Nat>

no i do but i find it suspicious
i need to kno ur motives

<Iron Idiot>

no shade just wanna have fun with yall

<Nat>

dont be a stark ass mothafucka with me

<Iron Idiot>

man i just wanna share my wealth

<Nat>

u want sTEVE IN A BATHINGSUIT
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
IM LAUGHING FOREVER

<Iron Idiot>

SHUT UP I DO NOT
UR A DORK

<Nat>

ech i dont care
take us to the beach

<Iron Idiot>

thanks for the permission mom
gahd

<Nat>

i thank constantly thank god that i am more mature than u

<Iron Idiot>

oh yeah well
i constantly thank god for esteban

<Nat>

*ANGRILY THROWS PHONE AND MAKES AGGRESIVE SIGHING NOISES BC OF UR STUPID BAND REF THAT I DIDNT SEE COMING*

<Iron Idiot>

hahaaaaa yeah
tony out

<Nat>

ur such a nerd