Avengers Texts

Natasha To Clint

<WIDOW>

hey bruce is passed out in the upper hall again
caps room

<HAWK>

i'll get him
how's my dog?

<WIDOW>

steves gonna have thor clean him
and u need to not watch me sleep its gettin weird

<HAWK>

pssssh what i wasnt watching u sleep

<WIDOW>

yes u fckn were u stupid idiot

<HAWK>

wow what a burn ladies and gentlemen
also u sleep weird might wanna get that leg thing checked out

<WIDOW>

i was doing that to kick u if u came close

<HAWK>

i seeeeee
but i dont hear bc fURY

<WIDOW>

stark will do it
idk what furys problem is

<HAWK>

i can function as a deaf person
im just too lazy to

<WIDOW>

yeah
ur tweets really enlighten me as to how lazy u r

<HAWK>

yep lmao
gotta go get the big man

<WIDOW>

u do that