Avengers Texts

Clint To Bruce

<Clint>

oi nat says old plan is off we r not needed except u get cap downstairs

<Bruce>

gah fine
but i had our fight all planned out
i was gonna get mad at u for being in my room all the time

<Clint>

as if
u like me in there thats why u always pass out

<Bruce>

um i pass out bc i gave myself narcolepsy

<Clint>

how do u give urself a disease

<Bruce>

im a scientist i could give u diabetes and u wouldn't know til u had it

<Clint>

u could also give me herpes

<Bruce>

do u want it through an injection or the traditional way

<Clint>

traditional way being...

<Bruce>

sex
do u not know how herpes is transferred u fuckball

<Clint>

i kno it i just wanted to make u say sex

<Bruce>

so which way do u want it

<Clint>

i'm afraid of needles

<Bruce>

oh

<Bruce>

OH

<Clint>

dork

<Bruce>

so wait

<Clint>

peters here
plan time
prep cap

<Bruce>

huh?

<Clint>

the plan

<Bruce>

oh yeah course

<Bruce>

i don't have herpes tho i can't actually give it to you

<Clint>

yes i know

<Bruce>

just clarifying