Avengers Texts

[GROUP MESSAGE: Sam, Bucky, Rhodey, Natasha]

[Sam changed the name of the group to SUPERAMERICA SQUAD]

<Natasha>

why

<Bucky>

I really told him not to

<Rhodey>

I'M IN THE SUPERAMERICA SQUAD YES

<Sam>

that's the attitude I like to see this is why you're my favorite

<Natasha>

why isnt steve in this chat he's captain america

<Sam>

uh because I'm still mad at him and so is bucky. right b-man

<Bucky>

okay two things. 1) yes i am mad but 2) me and natasha aren't speaking right now either so

<Rhodey>

why

<Sam>

because natasha is mad that bucky won the ballet contest

<Bucky>

I AM THE SUPERIOR BALLERINA AND SHE WON'T ADMIT IT AND THEN SHE TRIED TO KILL ME

<Natasha>

I WAS SABOTAGED BY TONY'S WHIPPED CREAM EVERYWHERE. I SLIPPED. IT DOESN'T COUNT AND I WIN

<Bucky>

HOW CAN YOU EVEN CLAIM TO BE A BALLERINA WHEN YOUR PAS DE BOURREE LOOKS LIKE A PAS DE BORING

<Natasha>

HOW DARE YOU

<Rhodey>

that is the sickest burn I have ever heard in all my life.

<Sam>

that's my guy

<Rhodey>

[side eyes emoji] mmmmmmhmmmmmmm

<Natasha>

pause on the ballet banter. barnes did you hear that.

<Bucky>

it's a common thing to say. tony says it to peter. and i'm really sure there's nothing going on between them

<Sam>

good one b-man

<Natasha>

if he's b-man what is bruce

<Sam>

b-man

<Natasha>

how can there be two

<Sam>

well i don't call them both b-man at the same time

<Rhodey>

come up with new nicknames

<Natasha>

i call bruce lover number one

<Sam>

you know i just don't think that one would work for me because i already call someone that

<Bucky>

who?

<Sam>

rhodey