<Science Bro>
sorry man no drunk science today i gotta get cap
<Jolly Green Giant>
>:3 whatever i dont need you i can do drunk science by myself
<Science Bro>
is that a walrus
<Jolly Green Giant>
no man fuck u its an angry cat
<Science Bro>
whatever it looks like a walrus when u turn ur head sideways
<Jolly Green Giant>
it does not r u already drunk
<Science Bro>
im always drunk dumbass
but im not fully intoxicated rn
<Jolly Green Giant>
oh then mayb ur just an idiot idk
<Science Bro>
how was ihop with thor btw
<Jolly Green Giant>
oh god
syrup everywhere
so many pancakes
and nATASHA GETS THE WEIRDEST SHIT LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE AND BLACKBERRY SYRUP AND WHEAT BATTER AND BANANA AND CHEESE
WHO WANTS CHEESE ON A PANCAKE
<Science Bro>
it sounded good until cheese
<Jolly Green Giant>
well thor kept throwing pancakes in the air and having clint impale them with forks
<Science Bro>
dude that just gave me an idea for him
i gtg bc steve but ttyl
drunk science nxt week 4 sure
<Jolly Green Giant>
aight bruh whatever
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FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
