<Sam>
CAP
GUESS WHAT
TONY MADE ME NEW WINGS
<Steve>
i saw that
havin fun out there are you?
<Sam>
THEYRE SO MUCH BETTER
I LOVE THIS GUY
<Steve>
hes pretty great, isnt he?
<Sam>
HELL YEAH
U SHOULD MARRY THAT GUY MAN MAYBE HE'LL MAKE U SOME WINGS
THIS IS FUCKING AWEEEESOME
<Steve>
iM NOT INTO TONY
I DONT LIKE HIM
IM NOT GONNA MARRY TONY
SHUT UP
<Sam>
oooh kay
but u r gay right
<Steve>
NO IM NOT GAY
<Sam>
are u biiiii
<Steve>
IDK WHAT THAT IS IS THAT LIKE BICYCLE
IM NOT A BICYCLE SAM
<Sam>
no it means both
and wHY ARE YOU SO DEFENSIVE ABOUT THIS JFC
<Steve>
iM NOT DEFENSIVE
<Sam>
did u have a bad gay experience
<Steve>
NO
<Sam>
omg u did
<Steve>
I DID NOT GO BACK TO UR FALCON WINGS
<Sam>
im gonna do that bc its really hard to txt n fly
but this discussion will continue later
<Steve>
it will not
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
