"Hey,"
"Nn,"
"Maria,"
"Ehhhh,"
"Marie!"
"Okay! Ugh stop sounding so mean. Using your mean voice. And its loud- Are you still in a helicopter? How are you getting service right now?"
"Marie, how much medication does Stark have you on?"
"Same stuff i've been taking past few days for the burns,"
"Oh. Alright. And you're not..."
"I'm drunk as hell and i'm on the downward spiral of a sugar high and i ate way too many week old eggrolls but yeah, i'm okay otherwise,"
"Good. Coulson just said that the Tahiti vaccination might not react well with Stark's wild drug experiments and I wanted to- You're fine. I'll see you-"
"You sound nervous, why are you nervous?"
"I'm not, I just don't like being on helicopters with no doors that i'm not driving while Skye and Ward stand here doing nothing and reminding me why I hate SHIELD agents,"
"You don't hate me,"
"Says you,"
"I"ll see you in the morning,"
"We'll be there, probably. Might take a while,"
"That's okay, i'll probably still be passed out when you get here,"
"Don't you dare throw up in my room Marie. Marie. Don't. I'll kill you,"
"..."
"Marie,"
"..."
"Maria Hill you better not-"
"Night,"
"MARIE!-"
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FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
