Avengers Texts

Loki To Clint

< Dis Bitch>

hey ur boyfriend is passed out on his floor fyi

<Hawkeye>

yes alright im coming
what did u do

<Dis Bitch>

thor set him off
and now im taking selfies all over the lab and thor thinks banner is dead so hes afraid ur gonna kill him

<Hawkeye>

if he WAS actually dead then i WOULD actually kill thor
but he isnt so i wont

<Dis Bitch>

whatever i dont care

<Hawkeye>

man fuck you too im tryna be nice to u cos i kno everybody else is pissed at the fucked up shit u did to nyc and buckys brain but if gonna be a rude baby then forget u

<Dis Bitch>

what the fuck did i just read

<Hawkeye>

man i dont know im tired and i cant find my hearin aids

<Dis Bitch>

mOVE BANNER ALREADY JFC

<Dis Bitch>

also i only did the toast thing but i undid everything else bc im a genius

<Hawkeye>

stark told me i know

<Dis Bitch>

the toast was funny admit it

<Hawkeye>

it was but still man.