Avengers Texts

Clint to Sam

<Hawkman>

i feel like death

<Samalam>

dude loki just said the exact same thing

<Hawkman>

whaaaat he's awake

<Samalam>

yeah he keeps starting sentences and then having like 10 second seizures and falling asleep again

it's been like an hour of this. i'm getting bored

<Hawkman>

i'll tell bruce

he's been making me throw up every ten minutes i hate my life

<Samalam>

aw that sucks. have you seen peter and or natasha?

<Hawkman>

no????????????????????????????????????????

<Samalam>

aw rip. bucky and i are bored down here now come cause drama with bruce

<Hawkman>

speaking of the b-man,,,,,,,,,,

<Samalam>

what

<Hawkman>

you know what

<Samalam>

i know what about what

<Hawkman>

you know what you know what about

<Samalam>

we could do this all day just tell me what ur talking about

<Hawkman>

buuuuuuuucky

<Samalam>

what about buuuuuucky

<Hawkman>

youuuu knoowwwwww

<Samalam>

JESUS CLINT WHAT

<Hawkman>

YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH BUCKY BARNES JESUS SAM THAT'S WHAT

<Samalam>

THAT'S RIDICULOUS AND YOU HAVE NO PROOF AND YOU SUCK AND SHUT UP I DO NOT

<Hawkman>

YOU DO TOOOOOOO

<Samalam>

????????????????????? ON WHAT GROUNDS ?????????????????? I DO NOT

<Hawkman>

whatever man you're hot for the winter soldier

<Samalam>

you're not supposed to call him that anymore

<Samalam>

and i am not

<Samalam>

and also ????? where is natasha ????? and peter ??? wade is very close to losing his shit peter isn't answering his phone and it's been a while

<Hawkman>

bruce says to pay attention to what loki says but maybe don't push him because, those seizures might kill him? or paralyze him or something? i have no idea he's muttering and making liquids and every time i try to ask him a question he kisses me on the head and says go throw up

<Samalam>

that's sweet. although you should be drinking water if you're throwing up that much

<Hawkman>

i just asked him if i should be drinking water bc of the throwing up and he's going downstairs now

<Samalam>

yes i see him now hes grabbing water bottles out of the cabinet

<Samalam>

i just said hey to him he didn't even respond he just grunted

<Samalam>

how rude

<Samalam>

he's going back up

<Hawkman>

he's back

<Hawkman>

i have water

<Hawkman>

i can stop throwing up after the next time yay me

<Samalam>

come downstairs when you're toxin free bc we're bored

<Hawkman>

you know what's a great way to not be bored

<Samalam>

what? we're already playing sudoku and he's so bad at it and i think he's getting bored

<Hawkman>

making out. excellent way to not be bored.

<Samalam>

i'm ignoring you now

<Hawkman>

KISS HIM

<Hawkman>

KISS HIM SO THAT U CAN SEE STEVE'S FACE

<Samalam>

see that part i might almost enjoy

<Samalam>

but i'm not kissing bucky to bring one of ur weird fantasies to life

<Samalam>

srsly is all u do stir up shit and try to get people to kiss

<Hawkman>

no that's natasha but i would find it very very pleasing if everyone in the tower was dating everyone else

<Hawkman>

and none of us are straight so it's really really great. i really enjoy this life.

<Samalam>

i... thor's straight? i think?

<Hawkman>

uh yeah no he's definitely bi

<Samalam>

okay but get this. leave me alone or come downstairs but stop texting me and go throw up

<Hawkman>

fine u idiot but i'm bringing bruce

<Samalam>

??? no one said u couldn't bring bruce ???