Bruce to Peter

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<Uncle Bruce>

who is this?

<Parker>

it's peter...?

<Uncle Bruce>

is not. also Peter capitalizes his own name when he texts.

<Parker>

it is Peter, Uncle Bruce. what's going on?

<Uncle Bruce>

why am I telling Wade to fuck off?

<Parker>

because he never respects my privacy and he's annoying and he ate my lemon jello 

<Uncle Bruce>

when did he eat your lemon jello?

<Parker>

when we saw that animated penguin movie

<Uncle Bruce>

what?

<Parker>

we saw that animated penguin movie and on the way home we passed that fountain remember?

<Uncle Bruce>

oh yeah.

<Uncle Bruce>

I guess I'll tell him to fuck off then

<Parker>

thanks

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