<Number One>
I heard i'm yr #1
<Sam's guy>
this is true
<Number One>
well that's lit
<Sam's Guy>
hell yeah. speaking of being lit. beyonce.
<Number One>
ohhhhhhh yessssssss
<Sam's Guy>
did you know that i am an excellent ballerina
<Number One>
no uh no nat is the best ballerina
<Number One>
she looks at my texts i can't say anything
<Sam's Guy>
ahhhhh i get you. but did you know beyonce is really fun to ballet to
<Number One>
really
<Sam's Guy>
it's more like, you know, interpretive ballet. dubstep ballet if you will
<Number One>
very nice
<Sam's Guy>
sam is also a good dancer i am impressed
<Number One>
he's very good at movement stuff. i mean he flies a set of wings through the sky he's gotta be coordinated
<Sam's Guy>
yeah he also sends snapchats while doing that it's impressive
<Number One>
you know what else is impressive
<Sam's Guy>
what's that
<Number One>
how you two haven't gone out yet
<Sam's Guy>
you know, you people in this tower are really nosy
<Number One>
yes well what else is there to do
<Sam's Guy>
eat cake
<Sam's Guy>
fight crime
<Sam's Guy>
eat pizza
<Sam's Guy>
deal w ur own relationships
<Sam's Guy>
eat some bread
<Sam's Guy>
bread and cheese
<Sam's Guy>
I may just be hungry
<Number One>
really that's fun
<Sam's Guy>
it is not man I want food fuck food it ruins my life and makes me stop beyonce dancing
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