<Tony>
heyyy u kno i respect u bc ur kickass and ur super rad an manage to be scary and sexy at the same time but not so sexy i want to sleep with u
<Nat>
ur cute
whaddaya want
<Tony>
pepper says i "have to eat" bc u have to eat EVERY DAY apparently
but i dont want food
but i do like coffee
and bruce says u make good coffee
<Nat>
i was a barista in nicaragua for three years
i grew coffee beans
my coffee is the only acceptable coffee in new york
<Tony>
yes i have heard
so will u make coffee
<Nat>
fine
but didnt clint break the coffee maker
<Tony>
theres a spare under the sink
not very good but it'll do til i can order one from korea
<Nat>
why korea?
<Tony>
six pots of coffee
at one time
<Nat>
that is magical holy shit
buy it
use ur wealth for good
<Tony>
i have to do it thru pepper
the government restricts my overseas and out of country purchases to only business related things
<Nat>
i thought it was just electrical and mechanical
<Tony>
cant get those now because apparently a high powered drill from an american afghani base shouldn't be in the hands of a civillian
<Nat>
u an bruce better not kill us all when u use that thing
<Tony>
we wont
probably
cOFFEEEEEEE
<Nat>
im working on it stark, calm ur shit
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
