<Boss Man>
STARK
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
<Stark>
what?
<Boss Man>
YOU BROKE MANHATTAN
<Stark>
okay that was mostly Thor's fault
he got over excited about Google maps
<Boss Man>
THAT'S ANOTHER THING
YOU GAVE HIM A PHONE?!
HE TEXTS IN ALL CAPS AND INCORRECTLY USES SLANG
<Stark>
you text in caps all the time too
<Boss Man>
just fix it
<Stark>
me fix it?! you fix it you're a government agent big man, im busy
<Boss man>
with what you don't do anything but break shit and cause me problems
<Stark>
well maybe thats what im doing
<Boss Man>
dont push me tony
<Stark>
im moving
<Boss Man>
back to hell?
<Stark>
moving all these assholes IN to my house
like you made me
<Boss Man>
i asked politely
<Stark>
you threatened to blow up my house
<Boss Man>
like i said. politely.
<Stark>
whatever im done talking to you
you wanna yell at me, helicopter your ass over here
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts
FanficSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
