Avengers Texts

Marie To Phil

<Marieee>

pHILLIE

<Phiiil>

wot

<Marieee>

CAP N TONY R ON A DATE
THE LOVE IS SO REAL

<Phiiil>

oMG NO

<Marieee>

OMG YEAH
CLINT TOLD ME SO
AND THEN BRUCE YANKED HIM AWAY AND THEY HAD ANGRY HAND TALK IN THE HALLWAY

<Phiiil>

not too angry hand talk, right?
no hulk?

<Marieee>

oh please
banner doesnt actually get angry at clint

<Phiiil>

or nat
theyre like some weird triangle

<Marieee>

no way natasha's a free agent now

<Phiiil>

but i thought she was with clint

<Marieee>

i think she is

<Phiiil>

but didnt we just imply that clints with bruce?

<Marieee>

yes but i dont actually think nat's with clint so

<Phiiil>

nah i think it's already happened

<Marieee>

UR CRAZY PHIL SHUT UP
SHUT UR DUMB HOLE

<Phiiil>

yeesh calm the fuck down

<Marieee>

R U JOKIN ME RN

<Phiiil>

FIGHT ME

<Marieee>

I CANT
MAY WONT LET ME LEAVE

<Phiiil>

WHY NOT

<Marieee>

BECAUSE SHE DOESNT WANT FURY TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

<Phiiil>

HOW THE HELL COULD HE NOT KNOW
THERE WAS AN ACID ATTACK
THE GUY THOUGHT HE WAS A SUPER HERO

<Marieee>

YEAH BUT FURY DONT KNOW BOUT ME GETTING HIT

<Phiiil>

YOU HAVENT TOLD THE DIRECTOR
THAT YOU HAVE SERIOUS BURNS
ON YOUR ENTIRE LEFT SIDE

<Marieee>

NO
also steve and tony r out of the house so i think nat wants the bucky intervention now

<Phiiil>

uuuuggghhhhhhh i dont wanna do this

<Marieee>

how would u feel if someone tooled around inside ur brain and made u forget stuff and remember bad stuff

<Phiiil>

probably like shit but i hate this guy

<Marieee>

ugh don't hate him. and he needs to stop avoiding steve or steve will cry

<Phiiil>

fINE WHATEVER I'LL HELP U GUYS WITH UR STUPID PLAN

<Marieee>

good boy

<Phiiil>

I AM NOT A DOG DONT TEST ME BITCH

<Marieee>

DONT CALL ME A BITCH

<Phiiil>

OR WHAT

<Marieee>

OR I'LL TELL MAY AND SHE'LL KICK UR SCRAWNY WHITE ASS

<Phiiil>

fair nuff