<Spangles>
tony have JARVIS turn the damn locks off the lab door or i swear to God i'm gonna break in
<Tony>
never heard u curse before
and i'd like to see u try, that door is the shit they make shark tanks out of at seaworld<Spangles>
THEY HAVE SHARKS?!?!?
<Tony>
youve never been to seaworld???
<Spangles>
NO!
THEY HAVE REAL ACTUAL SHARKS?!<Tony>
have you ever even been to a theme park?!
<Spangles>
i went to six flags once with bucky
<Tony>
YOU'RE SAYING YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO DISNEY OR UNIVERSAL OR LEGO LAND OR SEAWORLD OR ANYTHING?!
<Spangles>
NO
BUT I WANNA SEE SHARKS<Tony>
im taking u to seaworld
and disney
because i want to see your face at the killer whales and spinny teacups<Spangles>
KILLER WHALES WHAAAAAAT
<Tony>
of course
<Spangles>
promise?
<Tony>
course. right after we go to ikea.
<Spangles>
will you come up and eat now?
<Tony>
yeah, jet packs done
<Spangles>
finally
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...