Steve To Tony

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<Spangles>

tony have JARVIS turn the damn locks off the lab door or i swear to God i'm gonna break in

<Tony>

never heard u curse before
and i'd like to see u try, that door is the shit they make shark tanks out of at seaworld

<Spangles>

THEY HAVE SHARKS?!?!?

<Tony>

youve never been to seaworld???

<Spangles>

NO!
THEY HAVE REAL ACTUAL SHARKS?!

<Tony>

have you ever even been to a theme park?!

<Spangles>

i went to six flags once with bucky

<Tony>

YOU'RE SAYING YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO DISNEY OR UNIVERSAL OR LEGO LAND OR SEAWORLD OR ANYTHING?!

<Spangles>

NO
BUT I WANNA SEE SHARKS

<Tony>

im taking u to seaworld
and disney
because i want to see your face at the killer whales and spinny teacups

<Spangles>

KILLER WHALES WHAAAAAAT

<Tony>

of course

<Spangles>

promise?

<Tony>

course. right after we go to ikea.

<Spangles>

will you come up and eat now?

<Tony>

yeah, jet packs done

<Spangles>

finally

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