<Tony>
hey cappers, you comin?
<Capsicle>
i cant
fury has me in boston
<Tony>
oh
<Capsicle>
im really sorry i know you wanted me to come
<Tony>
no really its fine
where exactly in boston?
<Capsicle>
its not fine, i promised
and idk somewhere on 57th. fireworks eveeywhere im about to die
<Tony>
its okay, seriously, everyone breaks their promises to me
i've learned to keep my expectations low
<Capsicle>
don't expect it of me, it won't happen again
<Tony>
well if you survive the night of hellish fireworks, promise to watch some quality 21st century pop culture with me?
<Capsicle>
its a date
<Capsicle>
no its not
<Capsicle>
i meant
<Tony>
i get you, captain no homo
<Capsicle>
im okay with homo! i wasnt saying that i was just saying its not a date but i will be there
<Tony>
nobody is accusing you of being anti homo, big shot. you wear spangly spandex and have perfect hair, you're at least questioning.
<Capsicle>
shut up stark
you're the one in the transformer getup
<Tony>
ooh, captain sass are we now?
<Capsicle>
im sorry i need to find some headphones these fireworks are killing me
<Tony>
cant take an asprin?
<Capsicle>
dont work on me
serum
<Tony>
shame
<Capsicle>
thats weird
<Tony>
what?
<Capsicle>
the fireworks stopped
<Tony>
good, then. hate to think of you as being all anxious. niteeee
<Capsicle>
goodnight tony
<Tony>
don't sleep for another 80 years
<Capsicle>
RUDEEEEEEEEE. UNCALLED FOR.
<Tony>
i thot it was pretty funny
<Capsicle>
maybe a little
<Tony>
there we go!
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
