<Bruce>
thor found out about shelter dogs bc of the stupid woman at the counter who couldnt keep her mouth shut
so ur now gonna have three dogs and a cat in ur house<Tony>
i love cats
and dogs r cool too<Bruce>
excellent
also somethings wrong with ur bf he has some weird gay thing<Tony>
steve is fine
and not my boyfriend<Bruce>
taaaalk to him
<Tony>
where did he go he was down here before
<Bruce>
hiding from his homosexuality
<Tony>
ur funny bruce
reeaaaaaal funny
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FanficSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...