<Nat>
hey where the fuck r u guys
<May>
marie got temporarily kidnapped a few times by some perverts
i took care of it
<Nat>
u coming back
<May>
well we would have sooner but marie's afraid of peters boyfriend
<Nat>
oh jesus christ hes not that scary
<May>
hes an assassin
<Nat>
so am i!
<May>
but u have a feminine warmth
<Nat>
okay srsly wade is not scary
<May>
HE'S FUCKING DEADPOOL
<Nat>
okay u have a point
<May>
whatever, we're coming home
but he better not be there
<Nat>
will do
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
