<Pep>
ur kid is at the tower
<Tone>
we'll be there soon
jfc u guys cant handle two hours without blowing up my phone
<Pep>
u locked urself downstairs for 5 days
came out for like 10 minutes to beat up a god
and then kidnapped steve for 2 hours
<Tone>
not kidnapping if u like it
<Pep>
yes well good for u 2 but the child cant do the thing without u
<Tone>
do what thing?
<Pep>
idk thats what he said
<Tone>
jesus hes so vague
<Pep>
he says its the thing made of the metal stuff with the battery thing
<Tone>
ooooh the thing with the thing on the side
<Pep>
yeah he wants to know where it is
<Tone>
on the shelf in bruces lab next to the giant pool of red goo liquid
<Pep>
why arent you cleaning up the red goo liquid
<Tone>
bc idk wtf it is and i dont wanna lose a limb
or my teeth like last time
<Pep>
that was awesome
<Tone>
it was horrible
<Pep>
peter wants to know why its shooting out of the back and why u put blue stuff in it
<Tone>
the blue stuff is like liquid dry ice
and idk y its shooting like that
<Pep>
he says he knows what it is but he wants to know why u put it in there
jUST GET HOME JFC
<Tone>
OKAY JESUS CALM DOWN
<Pep>
MY NAME ISNT JESUS THANKS
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
