<Spangles>
so is peter really your kid?
<Tony>
hes friggen spiderman, hes not my kid
i pretend hes my kid sometimes
and pepper calls him my kid
but hes not
<Spangles>
thats sweet
<Tony>
he likes u
<Spangles>
really?
<Tony>
ur captain america okay ofc he likes u
also ur very charismatic
<Spangles>
why thank you kind sir
<Tony>
im just being honest
personally i find u kindof snarky
but its charming
in a punch ur face type of way
<Spangles>
and you are kinda overly sarcastic
but its charming
in a beat your head against a wall type of way
<Tony>
ur such a flirt steve rogers
<Spangles>
IM NOT A FLIRT
THAT ISNT FLIRTING
IM NOT FLIRTING WITH ANYBODY
<Tony>
calm DOWN captain no homo
<Spangles>
IM NOT CAPTAIN NO HOMO
IM CAPTAIN YAY HOMO
<Tony>
oh my god im gonna die laughing of that
<Spangles>
GO HOMO
JUST NOT HOMO DIRECTED AT YOU
<Tony>
what i cant have any homo now
<Spangles>
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
<Tony>
jesus, i get u, caaaaalm down
<Spangles>
fine
but im not gay
<Tony>
ur a little gay
<Spangles>
everyone is
<Tony>
no ur like
half gay
and the other half of u is a catholic girl
<Spangles>
i didnt even understand that
<Tony>
good
cos it was a stupid joke
<Spangles>
i cant get over how nice you were to peter though
it was weird
<Tony>
sTOP SPELLING EVERYTHIN OUT
and hes awesome what else am i gonna do
<Spangles>
i dunno
i like him
<Tony>
yea but no homo tho rite
<Spangles>
OF COURSE HES LIKE 17
<Tony>
joking, cap
twas a joke
<Spangles>
oh. okay then
<Tony>
im in the lab
<Spangles>
and
<Tony>
and i think it would be more fun if i had you down here to mess with
<Spangles>
fineeee
<Tony>
YOU ADDED VOWELS ON THE END
UR BECOMING A NORMAL HUMAN
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
