Avengers Texts

Natasha To Tony

<Nat>

cap is in hysterics holy shit what did u DO?

<Tony>

i went for a fuckin drive

<Nat>

according to him, and his texts, ur worried and mad, and u took off

<Tony>

i couldn't be there
honestly i feel like hes too honest to me to mean what he says about me not sucking
like he tells me im being a douche and then turns around and says im really okay
and hes full of shit about the bucky thing, hes not okay

<Nat>

you drove off bc you didnt wanna see steve after you said what you did don't lie to me i'm running out of patience

<Tony>

that too

<Nat>

u worry about him

<Tony>

the only reason i let him alone with bucky ever is because i trust JARVIS and the 2 nosy assassins

<Nat>

its been four days

<Tony>

yeah and i wanna shove that metal arm up buckys ass every time i see him
but i dont
i make nice and gave him fuckin toast an jam
bc steve still likes him for whatever reason

<Nat>

thats cute

<Tony>

i'll be back sometime soon
make steve quit worrying

<Nat>

are ye feelin it mr krabs

<Tony>

tf does that even
no
just talk to steve

<Nat>

aye aye captain

<Tony>

im leaving

<Tony>

but real quick clint said something to me the other night about bucky not being the only problem and i know thats probably true but i still want bucky to die? and clint says you know him better so thoughts on this

<Nat>

we go on missions

he's really not terrible

but he was in love with steve back when and he feels weird about it bc 1) im pretty sure he isnt anymore and 2) hes killed people. like, he was really bad for a long time. they only let him do missions with me bc im awesome and bc i know him

<Tony>

so...

<Nat>

so bucky wants steve to be happy like you do but also hes confused, and sometimes an ass, and steve is a stunted baby that you need to talk to

<Tony>

yeah