<Natty>
u still got eyes on stark?
<Clint>
yep
day two and hes still just making shit<Natty>
okay get out of the lab then
i need u to move bruce cos hes asleep on the staircase and he doesnt like me moving him<Clint>
hm i wonder y anyone wouldnt like u grabbing their arm and yanking them across the floor
<Natty>
its the easiest way to move people!!!
<Clint>
NOT WHEN THEY TURN INTO A GIANT GREEN RAGE MONSTER WHEN U PISS THEM OFF
<Natty>
thats y i need u to do it
i'll sneak in and check on stark later<Clint>
we could just tell him about the three idiots
<Natty>
that would ruin the fun
<Clint>
yeah
and if he kicks them out i wont be able to watch coulson sleep anymore
hes really freakin funny
sleeps in captain america pjs in captain america sheets with a captain america doll<Natty>
OH MY GOOOOOD
<Clint>
and u said watching ppl sleep was useless
<Natty>
i didnt say useless i said creepy
<Clint>
u sleep weird btw
<Natty>
just go get bruce

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FanficSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...