Avengers Texts

Tony to Fury

<Stark>

whats up old man

<Shady Man>

you're getting new roomers

<Stark>

like who

<Shady Man>

like wanda and vision and i think there was some talk of that fire kid

<Stark>

by fire kid do you mean johnny storm because he lives with those fantastic four geeks

he is 1/4 of the fantastic 4

<Shady Man>

reed is threatening to kill him? i dont know

<Stark>

i mean if he wants to stay here i'm down because he's awesome

<Stark>

unlike you

<Stark>

you're shady

<Shady Man>

how so?

<Stark>

you made nat and maria break up, which, why? that bucky thing was highly suspicious, you didn't want to give clint his hearing aids, i think you're having coulson spy on us

<Shady Man>

i do have coulson spy on you bc i run a spy organization and hes a spy and you are all shady

<Stark>

says shady man

<Shady Man>

i dont know who messed with bucky. except for loki, who did the toaster thing.

<Stark>

which, something's up with him, what'd you do

<Shady Man>

idk maybe he's just a weird guy. not surprising

<Stark>

noooo somethings up

<Stark>

and the hearing aids, why

<Stark>

and maria and nat, why

<Shady Man>

hearing aids were because you wouldve patented the design

<Stark>

I DESIGNED THEM ANYWAYS

<Shady Man>

and anyways he found them didn't he

<Stark>

yeah I guess

<Shady Man>

as for maria and natasha

thats

<Shady Man>

none

<Shady Man>

of your business

<Stark>

rude as hell

<Shady Man>

i don't get paid to be nice

<Stark>

neither do I but at least i'm civil