<Dumbass>
MATT IS AT YOUR HOUSE?????????????
<Bae ;)>
uh few questions
one, what matt
two, what house
three, why are you texting me in all caps for the first time in three days
<Dumbass>
matt murdock, your big house, and because i am excited lets go to ur house
<Bae ;)>
matt can't be at my house because foggy doesn't know where he is so you definitely don't know where he is, by my house I assume you mean my dads house, and we can go as soon as you tell me where the FUCKING HELL you PUT MY SHIT
<Dumbass>
why doesn't foggy know, why do you know foggy doesn't know, yes your dads house, what shit
<Bae ;)>
he hasn't seen matt in like a month, he calls me like every day, and mY FUCKING SPIDER SUIT
<Dumbass>
why is matt hiding, why does foggy call you, and I'M WEARING IT
<Bae ;)>
YOU'RE LIKE TWO TIMES MY SIZE HOW ARE YOU WEARING MY SUIT
<Dumbass>
IT'S LATEX
IT STRETCHES
<Bae ;)>
OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
<Dumbass>
RELAX IT'S FINE
<Bae ;)>
are you at least wearing underwear
<Dumbass>
I mean yeah
<Dumbass>
oh you mean inside the latex suit?
<Dumbass>
no
no I am not
<Dumbass>
that would be uncomfortable
<Bae ;)>
you know what's REALLY uncomfortable, wade?
<Dumbass>
uh... the situation at your house in a few minutes because I just told foggy that matt's there?
<Bae ;)>
YOU FUCKING WHAT
<Dumbass>
YOU'RE MY ENTIRE IMPULSE CONTROL I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THINK YOU CAN LEAVE ME ALONE
<Bae ;)>
OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT COME FUCKING GET ME AND THEN GET READY TO HAVE YOUR STUPID FACE CUT OFF AND SPIDERWEBBED UP YOUR ASS
<Dumbass>
...
<Dumbass>
kinky
<Bae ;)>
I SWEAR TO GOD
<Dumbass>
DON'T KINKSHAME ME YOU'RE SUCH A TERRIBLE BOYFRIEND
<Bae ;)>
ME. I"M THE TERRIBLE BOYFRIEND.
<Dumbass>
I WAS JOKING
<Dumbass>
AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN I'M NOT TERRIBLE
<Bae ;)>
JUST COME GET ME WE CAN TALK IN THE CAR
<Dumbass>
NO I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAVE I DONE THAT'S SO TERRIBLE
<Bae ;)>
COME GET ME
NOW
BECAUSE I THINK MY DAD IS HAVING A CRISIS
AND THIS WAS YOUR IDEA AND I CANT JUST SWING THERE BC SOME IDIOT HAS MY SUIT
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