Avengers Texts

Maria To Phil

<Marie>

PHIIIIIIIIL

<Coulson>

sup

<Marie>

i cant believe we get to live in stark tower

<Coulson>

and with STEVE ROGERS no less
its crazy

<Marie>

well i found out some gossip u wanna hear

<Coulson>

of course

<Marie>

tony paid off some people or something so that there would be no fireworks within 200 miles of his house for steve
and then steve didnt come
so he shut down all the fireworks within 200 miles of steves hotel room in brooklyn

<Coulson>

awwwwwwww

<Marie>

theres more

<Coulson>

more?

<Marie>

more

<Coulson>

tell me more

<Marie>

tony and steve are having a movie day and tony called steve da bae

<Coulson>

WHAT

<Marie>

we're gonna live with them phil
this is our chance
we can make history proud

<Coulson>

we have to do this
for the country

<Marie>

for the children

<Coulson>

for the poor and huddled masses

<Marie>

for SHIELD

<Coulson>

for tumblr

<Marie>

for the world

<Coulson>

we need a plan

<Marie>

im gonna take a nap and see if the plan comes to me

<Coulson>

im gonna play with my action figures

<Marie>

is that what they're calling it now? playing with "action figures"?

<Coulson>

YOU ARE GROSS MARIE
G R O S S S S S S S S

<Marie>

hahaaaaaaaa peace out phil

<Coulson>

brainstorm maria
we have a ship to canon