<Thor>
are you aware that Tony is on a date?
<Steve>
HE'S WHAT
<Steve>
NO HE'S NOT HE'S OUT WITH BRUCE DOING A THING
<Thor>
what is the thing though
<Steve>
oh my god that bastard
<Thor>
I was under the impression you were aware of this?
<Steve>
well i'm aware of it NOW jesus I cannot believe. he and FUCKING BRUCE BANNER I'M GOING TO KILL HIM
<Thor>
THERE IS THE REACTION THAT I ANTICIPATED
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...