<Pep>
JARVIS says u left for seaworld with cap?
<Tone>
yep
he was having some weird emotional biz so
im taking him to see sharks
<Pep>
u baby him
<Tone>
i saw him upset once
really really reallllllly wrong
it was just
wrong
like walking in on ur parents havin sex
it was that wrong
<Pep>
what is he an ugly crier or something
<Tone>
no hes kinda adorable
but hes captain america
my dad never shut up about him
he saves people
and when something shakes him its just weird
<Pep>
i guess i get that
<Tone>
i dont think he should have to be sad
ever
or cry
or have bad things happen to him
he deserves lots of happy
<Pep>
oh my god tony
<Tone>
what whats wrong
<Pep>
ur in love with the cap
<Tone>
am not
<Pep>
dont try lying to me u asshole
u so r
<Tone>
i am not
<Pep>
do
not
lie
to
me
u
love
cap
<Tone>
ehhhhh
<Pep>
u love cap
this is v dangerous
<Tone>
tell me about it
<Pep>
U ADMITTED ITTT
<Tone>
OKAY FINE BUT PLEAAAAASE DONT TELL PLEASE
HES NOT GAY
AND BRUCE IS REALLY MEAN
<Pep>
of course i wont tell u stupid slut
but this is gonna be v delicate situation
<Tone>
im not gonna do anything
<Pep>
wTF DO U MEAN UR NOT GON DO ANYTHIN?!
<Tone>
hes not gay
and if he was he wouldnt be into me
and hes kinda off right now
and i dont wanna upset him
so we're gonna keep watching these sharks and he's gonna stop feeling sad
<Pep>
ur adorable tone
<Tone>
i try
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FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
