Avengers Texts

Peter To Tony

<Spider Child>

u okay

<Tony Dad>

uh huh

yeah no im

fine

<Spider Child>

do u do something

<Tony Dad>

yes. something dumb.

<Spider Child>

did u kill someone? wade says he can get rid of the body for u

<Tony Dad>

no i did not kill someone wade goddamit

<Spider Child>

so its about steve then

<Tony Dad>

sighhhhhhhh

yes

<Spider Child>

yes well. fix that.

<Tony Dad>

how

<Spider Child>

talk to him

he's sitting outside the lab waiting for u to leave

<Tony Dad>

oh

<Spider Child>

btw do u have a copy of mockingjay? wade needs to read it asap or he's gonna die

<Tony Dad>

hes such a dork

a psycho dork who i disapprove of fyi

<Spider Child>

rude

<Tony Dad>

hes an assassin

<Spider Child>

hes a good person

er. well. he's good to me. and he doesnt kill babies or anything.

<Tony Dad>

he's practically mothe teresa

<Spider Child>

DAD STOP

<Spider Child>

i mean

<Spider Child>

i just

<Spider Child>

tony. i meant tony stop.

<Tony Dad>

oh calm down parker

i've seen you blog about us

tony dad and captain dad and uncle bruce

<Spider Child>

well cUT IT OUT THEN LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE AND GET STEVE

<Tony Dad>

fine. for the children.

<Spider Child>

YES I WON FOR ONCE

AH YES THE SWEET TASTE OF VICTORY

<Tony Dad>

shut up or i'll kill u

<Spider Child>

uh, have u seen my boyfriend? u cant kill me

<Tony Dad>

he should be afraid of me

<Spider Child>

should be

isnt

<Tony Dad>

*deep sigh*

<Spider Child>

calm ur shorts and talk to steve