<Barnes>
PLEASE TELL ME MY HEAD IS LYING
<Nat>
depends
is it telling you you're a giant asshole who needs to apologize to steve, grovel to tony and then buy us all dinner? bc if it is then ur fine
<Barnes>
OH MY GODDDDD WHY WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME I DONT EVEN REMEMBER DOING THAT
I MEAN I REMEMBER IT COS I REMEMBER IT BUT I DONT REMEMBER DOING IT YOU FEEL?
<Nat>
you have this thing called ptsd and you were drunk so i buy that you dont remember it but
you're still an asshole and you need to grovel
<Barnes>
okay
where do i grovel first
<Nat>
steve
he'll protect u when u tony grovel bc tony was gonna literally kill u
<Barnes>
i would kill me too
how is he so nice to me
<Nat>
bc hes in love with steve and steve cant let u go
ALSO i just foud something on marias computer that you need to see immediately
<Barnes>
y u have her computer and what is it
<Nat>
she abandoned it cos fury blocked tumblr, and its ur mem database thing
where they had ur brain downloaded so they could give u ur memories
and i think they manipulated some of them
<Barnes>
which ones
please tell me its the one i want it to be so i can live with myself
<Nat>
it is
i think
it happened but not the way u think it did
i need steve
and a photoshop expert
<Barnes>
im coming
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
