Avengers Texts

Peter To Bruce

"Hey, you finally picked up!"

"No, it's me,"

"Marie? Why do you have Uncle Bruce's phone? Are you stealing again?! Jesus I thought you were done with this phase-"

"I didn't steal it! He's on the kitchen floor and his phone kept ringing so I picked it up!"

"Oh. Good. I was just calling cos I wanted an update on the Tony-Steve sitch,"

"It's bad. Steve's jumpy and Tony's downstairs building a jet. He won't even eat,"

"I figured as much. I'll come by later,"

"Yay! Also, is it weird to put peanut butter in the fridge?"

"A little. Why?"

"May hates me!"

"Random. But she doesn't hate you,"

"She's so mean,"

"Just get her a kit kat, you'll be golden,"

"I wish she would like me even if I didn't buy her chocolate,"

"I'm coming over in an hour, don't have your breakdown til I get there,"

"Okay,"