Avengers Texts

Melinda To Tony

<Melly>

find steve

<Tony>

on it
hes not at ihop? where'd he go?

<Melly>

the fuck if i know
he isnt with buck i have live cams

<Tony>

please dont say that name around me im still kinda sick about it

<Melly>

well since i owe you for that thing i did with your bed i will tell you what i did about marie
do not
let him
out of
your sight
because people
dont
change

<Tony>

bucky or steve?

<Melly>

either one
when bucky gets his brain back i predict he'll be angry at himself and probably very quiet
he will avoid steve at all costs
and he'll probably understand your stormy eyed glare and be petrified of it

<Tony>

like everyone is of bruce

<Melly>

yes so use that

<Tony>

gah where is steeeeeve

<Tony>

wait what did you do with my bed?

<Melly>

i left thors spawnlings in there

<Tony>

how many does he have now?

<Melly>

theres four cats, three dogs, and a chick and a duck
those are in lokis room tho

<Tony>

gah. whatever.

<Tony>

wait what happened with marie

<Melly>

what doesnt happen with marie
i dont trust her by herself
you remember that time in the coffee shop on 52nd street

<Tony>

oh yeah, the acid guy
jeez shes bad at people

<Melly>

people are bad at her
maries not the problem, shes perfect
they're just assholes

<Tony>

is that guy still in jail?
the blonde who worked at starbucks, not acidator

<Melly>

yes, he is
serves him right

<Tony>

i think ur a touch sadistic melly girl
you got fury to put him away on false charges

<Melly>

bc he was a dick and he kept trying to put ruphies in everyones lattes
also he stood her up twice

<Tony>

i have to call cap, ttyl
if marie starts up again with the crying give her ice cream

<Melly>

do we have ice cream

<Tony>

i have an emergency case in bruces lab cooler for times like this

<Melly>

genius

<Tony>

billionaire, playboy, philanthropist
thats me

<Melly>

ha