<Sam>
hey buddy whats wrong
<Cap>
tony wont come out of the lab
its 2 days now
<Sam>
he did almost kill u
<Cap>
yeah but thats beside the point
not his fault
and he needs to eat
<Sam>
then just tell JARVIS to unlock the lab
<Cap>
he says he cant because 'mister stark has protocols in place to prevent the opening of the doors except from the inside'
<Sam>
ooh
well then wait for him to come out
<Cap>
hes gonna STAAAAARVE THOUGH
<Sam>
use ur charming ways to lure him out
<Cap>
what charming ways
i asked him to come out and he said no
<Sam>
oh come onnnn be creative
'oh tony wont u come bathe me'
<Cap>
IM LEAVING NOW
<Sam>
heh
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
