Avengers Texts

Pepper To Tony

<Pep>

i forgive u for the strawberries
and the drill toaster incident
bc the mental image of phil putting u in a corner was really hilarious

<Tone>

cant believe fury told on me
also dID U HEAR Y I WAS IN THE CORNER

<Pep>

hogging steve

<Tone>

YEAH
ITS RIDICULOUS

<Pep>

whatever

<Tone>

I DONT HOG HIM WE R FRIENDSSSS

<Pep>

he's ur only friend

<Tone>

rude
that was rude

<Pep>

its true

<Tone>

ur my friend

<Pep>

im ur mother slash nanny

<Tone>

i have bruce

<Pep>

bruce is like ur intellectual equal
actually he's probably smarter than u but u have sciencey bond

<Tone>

is cap really my only friend

<Pep>

ur kinda anti social tony
spend days on end downstairs building shit
and then come out once in a blue moon to have a party

<Tone>

im not antisocial
im sarcastic and awesome
people cant handle my awesome

<Pep>

ur also very dependent and hard outer shell, dont-see-me-cry type of person

<Tone>

I AM NOT

<Pep>

oh really

<Tone>

yeah

<Pep>

what're u doin rn

<Tone>

im building cap a jet pack

<Pep>

did he ask for one

<Tone>

no i just thot he would like one
then he could fly

<Pep>

r u down there by urself

<Tone>

yeah
but thats cos coulson yelled at me for keeping cap to myself

<Pep>

when did u last eat?

<Tone>

JARVIS says yesterday but i dont buy that

<Pep>

i do
go make some toast in ur new toaster

<Tone>

but cap needs his jet paaaaaack

<Pep>

NO HE DOESNT
EAT SOMETHING OR I'LL QUIT

<Tone>

OKAY OKAY FINE
DONT QUIT