Avengers Texts

Tony To Steve

<Tony>

hows it goin, old man?

<Capsicle>

fine. giving a speech in thirty minutes. you?

<Tony>

movin ur stuff. loading the yacht.

<Capsicle>

i still cant believe pepper is letting you do that

<Tony>

she doesnt control meeee

<Capsicle>

yeah yeah because you broke up
but shes still way more responsible than you
and in charge of your company

<Tony>

shes the one who ordered the tea
cos i was banned from buying any goods other than mechanical and electrical by the fcc and the cia

<Capsicle>

do i wanna know

<Tony>

nooooope
are you gonna be back?

<Capsicle>

back from what?

<Tony>

the speech
are you gonna be in new york?

<Capsicle>

im not moving here
you just told me you're moving all my stuff in your house it would be pointless to move it out

<Tony>

no i know i meant like
what time are you coming back

<Capsicle>

probably right when i'm done

<Tony>

oh, okay. good. are you coming to the paaaaaaaaaarty?

<Capsicle>

i dont do fireworks

<Tony>

i took care of it
no fireworks for 200 miles

<Capsicle>

really? why'd you do that?

<Tony>

uh...
beeeeeecause you don't like them???

<Capsicle>

oh. thank you. that was sweet

<Tony>

i dont like emotional breakdowns

<Capsicle>

less sweet

<Tony>

i mean not that i dont care about your needs as an individual
or that i wouldn't've done it anyway
but you freaking out is really weird

<Capsicle>

i need to speech now

<Tony>

but are you coming?

<Capsicle>

maybe

<Tony>

but you promissssssed