<Nat>
tony left steve in bed to come down here and bop
<Sam>
that's dedication
<Nat>
steve is a dork
<Sam>
true. i'm mad @him
<Nat>
well i'm mad at him too. and bucky for lying about the ballet thing
<Sam>
he is not lying
<Sam>
omg omg I just found the coolest youtube video check it out
<Sam>
https://youtu.be/H0ygXtimnPs
<Nat>
that's a fucking how to do a pas de bourree video
<Sam>
I KNOW THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ONE
<Nat>
bucky's rubbing off on you
<Sam>
ooh I wish
<Nat>
DAMN ESCALATION
<Sam>
he's cute you know i'm weak
<Nat>
it's ok it's ok
<Nat>
i get it man whoo he cute
<Nat>
like, that old uniform? unf
<Sam>
what old uniform
<Nat>
red and blue. very tight.
<Sam>
u got any pictures
<Nat>
no i wasn't allowed to take pictures according to fury
<Sam>
that man sucks
<Nat>
yeah well
<Sam>
sucks, just like your grand jete
<Nat>
FUCK YOU I AM EXCELLENT AT BALLET
<Sam>
NOT AS GOOD AS BUUUUUUCKY
{ here is bucky's outfit. drawn by Kevin Wada, of course.
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and that, kids, is why Sam Wilson has a Bucky Barnes kink. don't forget to vote! }
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