Avengers Texts

Clint To Natasha

<Hawk>

you left Sam on that building for an hour wha the fuckeroo

<Widow>

i was busy

i found thor trying to adopt six sugar gliders on the street

<Hawk>

hes supposed to be washing my dog wtf

<Widow>

he will be when i get him and these 3 sugar gliders home

<Hawk>

yOU LET HIM GET

WHY

<Widow>

i only let him have 3 and theyre super cute so fuckoff

<Hawk>

i got my hearing aids

loki had em

<Widow>

ahhhh, that explains the commotion on top of the tower right now

<Hawk>

whats bruce doing

<Widow>

bruce is doing nothing

hulk, on the other hand, is beating the living shit outta loki

<Hawk>

oh fuckin shit

<Widow>

let him

im glad u can hear now!!! yaaaaay!!

<Hawk>

dude ok so u kno cap n tony r havin movie marathon rite

well i sent bucky to get tony, but he came back with steve and they needed me to help with bruce ofc so after i chilled bruce's crazy ass and loki dropped my ear pieces and bruce dragged him out

after all that

i c this knife on the table n im like wtf who's is that and bucky says its his and im like wat for an hes like iN CASE YOU HAVE TO PUT ME DOWN

<Widow>

oh

ooooh

aw now im sad

<Hawk>

WHY WOULD HE

WHAT

<Widow>

like cos he was their human gun or whatever they needed a way to get rid of him if he got too cray so they probs trained him to give anyone he was alone in a room with a weapon to kill him with in case

<Hawk>

i dont like that

it makes me sad

<Widow>

ugh ikr

<Hawk>

OH OH OH when i brought up stark cap got WEIRD im talking super weird like maybe sexual or fight weird

<Widow>

OH HOH

THIS I CAN GET INTO

<Hawk>

figure it out

i need a nap

<Widow>

lazy ass little sharpshooter

<Hawk>

thaaaaaaaats me c:

** clint's got a twitter now, and of course its @IMAHAWK so check him out. also, i havent been updating much cos 1) im doing aot and marauders texts work and 2) ive been depressed. bUT NO MATTER. i might possibly out an oc in this story please tell me if that would ruin it for u cos i wont if it does**