<Steve>
hey did u just hear maria wail
<Tone>
yeah may's doing her job for her cos shes all broken
<Steve>
arent u & bruce supposed to be fixing her
<Tone>
i gave her something
she'll b fine by 2morrow
she just gets weird when may's gone cos she can't be alone<Steve>
tony
<Tone>
no
<Steve>
tonyy
<Tone>
no rogers
<Steve>
TONY
<Tone>
she wRITES GAY FANFIC ABOUT US STEVE HONEY
NO<Steve>
shes alone we must
<Tone>
FINE
she can come down here and sit with YOU while i work<Steve>
okay
ur so sweet<Tone>
im really not
<Steve>
i say u r & im the authority on these things
ask sam<Tone>
that reminds me, i have to make an addition to his falcon suit so he'll stop crashing when he txts & snapchats while flying
<Steve>
ur sweet
<Tone>
and i have to make clint a suit
and fix a thing with pete for school
and do the cancer thing for hospital<Steve>
u philanthropic sexy genius
<Tone>
hehe i really am its true
<Steve>
im still getting maria she wailed again
<Tone>
UGH

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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...