Avengers Texts

Maria To Melinda

** thank u all for ur concern bout me, ily v much **

<Mari>

WHERE THE HELL DID U GO

<May>

how bout that stony, huh?
disgusting

<Mari>

disgusting? r u kidding that was like a dream come true. i recorded it and put it on my blog.

<May>

i saw that

<Mari>

tony came up & interrupted right during a good part but thats okay

<May>

i can probably get jarvis to finish telling you
he could type it up as a transcript

<Mari>

oooh yay
u shouldve seen steve when he came upstairs he was all sex flustered & blushy ugh
then bucky & sam got home
bruce & clint ran off with sam, buck went to sulk
eventually it was just me

<Mari>

JUST
ME

<Mari>

SO WHERE R U

<May>

im with phil

<Mari>

YEAH DOING MY JOB

<May>

UR HURT, GET OVER IT
AND STOP TWEETING ME IM NOT MARRYING YOU RN, GET OVER IT

<Mari>

U DONT LOVE ME
IM NOT THAT HURT I'LL BE FINE

<May>

u can come tomorrow
& u know im not marrying u

<Mari>

i know silly
i dont even like u i just like ur floor & ur candy & waking up with ur arm on me

<May>

yeah

<Mari>

u dont love me

<May>

shut up do too
i wear ur friendship bracelet
and it says wifey on it so thats a lot

<Mari>

u only do that so i wont whine
u dont even love me

<May>

oh my GOD are u srs rn

<Mari>

YOU SHOWED UP, TOOK OFF, DIDNT EVEN TALK TO ME
AND IM KINDA DRUNK & IM EATING A LOT OF CHINESE FOOD & CANDY

<May>

i do love u even tho ur a fucking bitch and u drive me up a fucking WALL

<Mari>

meh

<May>

i love uuuuuu

<Mari>

no homo may

<May>

oh ha ha ha ha HA HA HA ur hilarious

<Mari>

what do u like about me

<May>

i like how terrible u r, and how u eat all my expensive candy

<Mari>

BE SERIOUS OR IM GONNA SLEEP WITH NATASHA

<May>

like i care

<May>

just kidding i care

<May>

okay so i likeeeeeeeeeee

<Mari>

IS IT THIS HARD TO THINK OF THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT ME
UGHHH

<May>

okay okay in truth
i like ur cheery disposition
i like when ur not sad
i like when you do cutesy crafts & draw stuff & give them to me
i like when u fall asleep & ur quiet for once

<Mari>

awwwww those were sweet
except that last one
ur rude

<May>

yes well i dont like telling u i like u
or talking about feelings
its gross
and im at work so chill

<Mari>

ur at MY WORK

<May>

YOU HAVE NO CHILL

<Mari>

THIS IS WHO U MARRIED, DEAL WITH IT

<May>

WE'RE NOT MARRIED

<Mari>

NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE

<May>

NOT WITH ANY ATTITUDE

<Mari>

UR SO MEAN MAY CHAN

<May>

STOP ATTACHING INCORRECT ASIAN SUFFIXES TO MY NAME

<Mari>

fine
wifey

<May>

fine
go to sleep

<Mari>

maybe after this episode of hannibal

<May>

UR WATCHING HANNIBAL W/OUT ME WHAT THE HELL I HATE YOU

<Mari>

YOU LOVE ME SHUT UP IM SORRY I'LL GO TO SLEEP

<May>

good girl ily

<Mari>

ily2

<May>

DAMMIT WOMAN SLEEP

<Mari>

OKAY OKAY JEEZ
TELL PHIL I LOVE HIM

<May>

FINE JUST SLEEP DAMMIT