<Boney Tony>
hey if you have peter could you let us know
<Batty Natty>
nobody worries about old romanova huh. rude. I'm fine tho, not that you asked.
<Boney Tony>
we know ur fine bc ur natasha but he is small and wade is losing shit just tell us if u guys are ok? or if he's even with you?
<Boney Tony>
nat
<Boney Tony>
fuck you I hate dealing with upset mercenaries
<Boney Tony>
if wade kills himself i'm blaming you
<Boney Tony>
but seriously he might he's coming up with very disturbing and bizarre ways that peter could be suffering right now this is making me nervous now
is peter anywhere near a tank of piranhas? or a dungeon with an endless bottom? or a flamethrower?
<Boney Tony>
please don't let my son get assassinated by monkeys with throwing stars dear god
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FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
