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Chapter 1: A new friend

Sans is online!

Sans: Heya

Sans: You prob don't know me but I saw your post 'bout science and I thought it was clever well done.

You: I think you might be.. overreacting ;)

You: I make horrible science puns periodically lol

Sans: why

Sans: You are my new favorite person

You: I made like 2 puns wow

Sans: They were pretty sansational though ;)))

You: did you just

You: you did

You: I'll crown you to punmaster

Sans: Wow didn't know I could get crowned again

You: psh

You: I gave you a compliment

Sans: And I gave you an answer

You: Wow that's quite inskullking if you ask me

Sans: Tibia honest, that was a really humerus pun

You: Wow two puns in one sentence.. you're really driving me bonenanas here

Sans: lmao okay so I haven't heard that one before

Sans: So what's your name?

Sans: (just making conversation here)

You: what if you were a stalker

Sans: then get into my van

You: shit okay I'm alex

Sans: Nice name.

Sans: I'm sans btw.

Sans: you could have guessed that

You: I did wow I feel really smart

You: I have the ability to read

You: praise me

Sans: *Praises*

Sans: So any hobbies?

You: I like science and reading I guess.

Sans: nice

You: you?

Sans: science as well. dunno I sleep most of the day

You: such an interesting life

Sans: ikr

Sans: waddaya think about monsters though?

You: Idk I'm not bothered by them. I met a few, and theyre really nice

You: like, I cant understand why you would discriminate them

Sans: nice

Same: I'm a skeleton btw

Sans: hi

You: well hi mr. skeleton

Sans: you aint shocked or anything?

You: why would I be?

You: hip hip hooray I'm chatting with a skeleton

Sans: well you are the first one who doesn't click away when I tell them I'm a skele so thanks