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Chapter 15: How to Random facts 101

You: HEY BABE

Sans: HeIHAHIY

Sans: HOW R U

You: FINE I ATE ICE CREAM 

You: HOW ARE  YOU

Sans: well fun that you asked

Sans: I'm like having a mental breakdown rn don't mind me here

You: how come?

Sans: I

Sans: finished

Sans: harry potter

You: I FEEL YOU

Sans: LIKE IM LITTERALLY CRYING AS I TYPE THIS

Sans: IM EMPTY INSIDE

You: well you are a skeleton...

Sans: THIS IS NOT HELPING

You: Okay imma give you my breakdown 101

You: first: drink some tea

Sans: Okay i'll grab some hol on

You: second, wrap yourself in a thick blanket

You: third, cry

Sans: IM BACK

Sans: well I'm going to wrap myself in a blanket

Sans: and cry

Sans: ha

You: I feel you

Sans: I feel me too

Sans: SERIOUSLY IT WAS SO GOOD

You: IKR

You: I'm always getting so emotional over hp like shit

Sans: same

You: wait

You: do you ship Draco x Harry

Sans: I guess?

Sans: idk

You: its a beautiful ship

Sans: well now that I think about it

Sans: it is

Sans: fuck

You: ikr

You: ha

You: anyway, did you do anything else then watching movies today?

Sans: well

Sans: I started packing stuff

You: wow wait you are productive?

Sans: IKR??

Sans: I only packed the Christmas stuff tho

You: what

Sans: like

Sans: when it's Christmas, I can make my camper all christmasy

You: nice

Sans: with like a shit ton of lights

You: a skeleton

You: a mettaton

Sans: kms

Sans: ha

You: how to suffer 101